Thursday, April 16, 2009

Cross what?



A few posts ago I did a quick review of the GymBoss and mentioned Crossfit, and which you probably when “huh?” And since it’s bad manners to talk about something in which you have absolutely no knowledge (all of my one readers) I’m going to take some time to explain exactly what Crossfit is, why you should seriously consider giving it a shot, and some resources for you to look up some more in depth information.

From the official website here Crossfit:
CrossFit is the principal strength and conditioning program for many police academies and tactical operations teams, military special operations units, champion martial artists, and hundreds of other elite and professional athletes worldwide. Our program delivers a fitness that is, by design, broad, general, and inclusive. Our specialty is not specializing. Combat, survival, many sports, and life reward this kind of fitness and, on average, punish the specialist.The CrossFit program is designed for universal scalability making it the perfect application for any committed individual regardless of experience. We’ve used our same routines for elderly individuals with heart disease and cage fighters one month out from televised bouts. We scale load and intensity; we don’t change programs.

In other words, it’s gonna kick your ass.

The part about Crossfit that I enjoy the most is the variations in the workout. One day you’ll be doing Olympic lifts like cleans or deadlifts, the next day you’re getting a pain storm of metabolic conditioning – sprints, high rep exercises and agility drills. You’re never bored, but man are you challenged! If workouts with names like “Fight Gone Bad”, “3 Bars of Death”, “Tabata This” sound bad ass, read on my friend.

I first came across the site about 9 months ago when I was looking up calisthenics and body weight exercises. I was using primarily body weight exercises like squats, pushups, dips, chins and the like and was getting OK results, I was just looking for something to kick up the intensity a little bit, maybe find a new wrinkle on an old exercise. I actually found some video of guys on YouTube doing one of the benchmark CrossFit workouts Fran. A lot of the workouts are named after women, fallen soldiers/sailors/Marines, or firefighters/policemen. A common question on message boards are things like “What’s your Fran time?” Anyway, back to our regular scheduled program.

Since you have absolutely no idea what a Fran workout is, here’s the skinny. It’s 3 sets of two exercises, the push press (hold the barbell at shoulder height in front of you, squat, and when you stand press the weight overhead to full extension) and the chin-up. For guys, the weight on the push press is 95 lbs, for women it’s 65 lbs. Three sets of 21 – 15- 9 repetitions done as fast as you can. Try it, I’ll wait. You back? Sucks, doesn’t it? These guys did it in a little over 2 minutes. It took me over 12 minutes to do mine, and I’m pretty sure I miscounted a bunch of reps in the middle due to lack of oxygen. I’ve played football, wrestled, did 12 years in the military and trained with some Special Forces bubbas, and nothing kicked my ass as bad as that workout. I was hooked.
Since starting this program, which I’ve scaled quite a bit since I’m pretty much an aerobic/anaerobic slug, I’ve lost about 15 pounds and gotten quite a bit stronger. It’s nothing like some of these guys that you can find on YouTube, but I feel pretty good about my accomplishments so far. My goals now are to get down to my high school wrestling weight of around 175-180 lbs, and to get my Fran time under 4 minutes. There are a slew of named workouts on the website, but I’m considering the Fran to be my baby since it was my baptism into the program.

If you’re interested in giving this a shot, here’s what I recommend. Go to the website here clicky! and click on the Start Here button on the left (duh). It gives a quick breakdown of what the program is about, how to scale your workouts (substituting different exercises for ones you can’t do, decreasing weights and the like), diet recommendations, and pretty much everything you need to know. Then, pick a workout that you want to try and slowly go through it, especially if you’ve never done any of the exercises before. I recommend staying away from any of the Olympic lifts if you’ve never been properly trained in them. It’s a good way to put yourself in a world of hurt doing that. After running through the workout slowly, do it as intensely as you can. Take a break if you need to, you’re not out to impress anyone. Get a feel for the program, push yourself past the comfort zone. You’ll do more in 10 minutes doing Crossfit than anyone else in the gym.

If you become a CrossFit convert, sign up for the daily newsletter. Each day you’ll get a WOD (workout of the day), some nutrition tips, links to articles and some general motivational stuff. Some of the articles are for CrossFit subscribers only, but for $25 you get all access to all of their articles in their library. It’s a killer deal.

All throughout the states there are affiliate CrossFit sites, gyms run by certified CrossFit trainers. I have yet to go to one, but there are a couple in the Tulsa area that I’d love to try. The vast majority offer scheduled classes as well as one-on-one training. The benefit of visiting an affiliate and meeting with a trainer is that they can ensure you that the workouts that you are doing are safe for you, and they can correct any deficiencies. Plus the motivation factor alone is worth the money. Every gym has a bona fide “fire breather,” the alpha athlete who destroys the workouts and sets the bar for the rest of the people in the class. It’s not too difficult to go easy on yourself when you working out with just your lonesome, but if the guy next to you is putting out and making you look like you’re in slow motion, then it’s game on!

The beauty of Crossfit is the constant adaptation. You’re fighting the clock, the amount of reps you did last time, your intestinal fortitude. Go ahead and try it, you know you want to. Drink the kool aid, you know you want to!

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

In the pursuit of fitness


How many people here work out on a regular basis? Anyone? Bueller….Bueller? I’ve been actively following Crossfit (http://www.crossfit.com/) and doing a lot of Tabata work (another post soon to come). A lot of the work is timed or set up in intervals. Since I have the attention span of a gnat, I need all the help I can get to keep me moving in the workout without constantly looking at the clock. The solution? The GymBoss.

GymBoss is an interval timer that allows you to focus on your workout and not bother yourself with tracking time. It’s hands down the best workout investment I’ve made in years. All I have to do is hit start and start cranking out the reps, the GymBoss will beep and/or vibrate to let me know when to rest, change exercises, or call it a day.

It costs less than $20, is solidly built, and runs off of one AAA battery. If you’re a boxer, Crossfitter, interval trainer or anyone serious about fitness, you NEED this. Can’t recommend it highly enough. Visit the boys at http://www.gymboss.com/ and tell them kid iowa sent ya!

Monday, April 6, 2009

Getting my feet wet, and a little magishing


OK, the initial post was kind of a cheap way to kick off a blog, so here’s an official post (yay me)!

I’ve been into magic since as far back as I can remember. The sleight of hand kind, not the card game for those of you keeping score. The earliest I can remember being interested was when I was about 4 or 5 and one of my Dad’s friends made a rope penetrate his neck. The dude looked like Jesus, and after I saw him do the trick, I believed he was Jesus. I got a magic set for Christmas or my birthday or something, and my interest in legerdemain (as we call it in the biz) was started.

So I figured an easy way to ease into this whole blog thing would be to tell you a little bit about some of the magicians that I’ve admired. The majority you’ll probably never heard of, some you may.

Ricky Jay- You may recognize him from bit parts in several movies such as The Prestige, Heist, or HBO’s Deadwood. He is regularly consulted for gambling and magic advice for movies and television shows, and in my opinion is the top sleight of hand artist alive. If you can track down a copy, I highly recommend watching his HBO special Ricky Jay and His 52 Assistants. Pure poetry. The above photo is from his rendition of the cups and balls from his show that he calls “The History Lesson.” Insanely skilled at sleight of hand, a master of card scaling, an actor, author and scholar, the man is a virtual walking encyclopedia of magic and side show oddities. Here’s a link to a piece that the Times did on him. A great read. http://www.rickyjay.com/#
http://www.rickyjay.com/



Gazzo- Gazzo is a British import busker who has spent the majority of his time up and down the east coast following the money. Renowned for his cutting edge humor and his cups and balls routine, he has sprouted dozens of Gazzo clones that copy his style verbatim. But you can’t beat the original. Rumor central has it that Gazzo used to be THE MAN when it came to doing the punch deal, but a stroke back in the 90’s has hindered some of the fine motor skills. I’ve been interested in busking for quite a few years, and Gazzo was one of the first buskers that I’ve seen on tape, and I can’t imagine what a live show would be like. Currently Gazzo is back in the UK making fat hats, hand made busking pouches and doing the occasional lecture.
http://www.beatthecheat.com/


Cellini- Many people, myself included, consider Cellini to be the Godfather of busking. He is currently living in Switzerland, and has recently suffered a stroke. A student of Slydini, Cellini emphasizes simplicity and misdirection to showcase some of the most beautiful magic in the world today. Kozmo at http://www.kozmomagic.com/ has all of Cellini’s dvd’s, which are in my opinion must haves. Cellini’s work with the flip stick floored me the first time I saw it, and I’ve been a fan ever since.

Penn and Teller- The original Bad Boys of Magic. You can’t have one without the other, it’s kind of a union thing. Originally a juggler, Penn Jillette (the tall, loud one), met up with Teller (the quiet one, and incidently one of the very few people in the world with only one name on his passport) back in the 70’s, started busking (do I see a trend?) and are currently one of the top shows in Las Vegas. Numerous appearances on David Letterman, TV specials, movies, radio shows, books, and numerous other things later (kind of ran out of steam there) they’re at the top of the magic game. If you like podcasts, I recommend Penn Says, which can be found on YouTube or Itunes.
http://www.pennandteller.com/


The Amazing Jonathan- Another former busker, AJ is currently headlining in Las Vegas. Known as the “Freddy Kruger of Magic”, his comedy is interjected with magic and intermittent torturing of his partner Psychic Sandra.
http://www.amazingj.com/







There are numerous other magicians that I admire and am fascinated with, but I’ll save those for another post or two. This is a little something to get my feet wet, work on my writing and get something out there that maybe someone will get a kick out of. Feel free to drop a comment (drop a prop!), hate mail, or any general discontent.